Crayon Legacy – 1.3

After saving up their hard-earned cash, and for having all of their opportunities to travel somewhere, Dai and White take off to China.

The first thing Dai did was race with some Chinese woman to the Academy.

Dai: NAH NAH NAH! I’m beating you!
Random Lady: Nuh-uh old man! I shall beat you!

After Dai beat her at the race, he tried Martial arts, his opportunity.

Dai: UGH! *slaps it like a girl* Take that!

And after gaining a skill…

Dai: *makes woooaoaahhh noise* I knew my sissy method work!

While Dai was skilling, our Hydrophobic founder was diving in dive wells to hopefully bring home more money than they spent.

White: Here I go!… no I don’t! WATER!!!

At least she got along with the locals! They give her money – Crayon Family gets happy.

So their vacation went great. They came home and Dai started cooking! DO NOT BURN DOWN THE KITCHEN!

And he succeeds!

Red loves reading books. I don’t know why either…

The one good thing about going to China though are the recipes.

Now we must welcome the computer to the list of appliances that have broken. I must start this list…

White: What’s happening to me??

Oops, another birthday I forgot.

She doesn’t look different anyways.

White has a tiny garden going, and I just remembered the sprinkler so I had her update it to auto-water.

Police Man Dai is thrilled to have a child old enough to tutor. He can now put his logic skill to work!

Heh, looks like there’s another baby on the way! Will it be the girl I they always wanted?

Dai wanted to go to Egypt so I sent him there, JUST to talk to this guy about work. Psh.

He also made his first nemesis while trying to do a tomb-hunt. (It’s easy to get money going around in tombs…)

Uh-oh o_o And he has no shower in a can, and the only dive well is blocked off! 0_0

Luckily it burnt out, but eh, next time they go on vacation, they are bringing enough money to buy showers in a can.

He brought home this! White loves it, she keeps trying to play it.

And I end it with this screenshot of them studying. Yes, they are still living outside with 2 kids, and one on the way. Someone needs to get them some money, stat.

What’s funny is that this isn’t even a poverty challenge, but its turning into one if they can’t save enough money for me to build them a shack.